Meet Antoine – The French Farmhand of Fun
He’s got overalls, a shirt that says “I’ve got style and snacks,” and a soft side that’ll make even the crankiest newborn go goo-goo. Antoine isn’t just a toy – he’s a sensory smorgasbord disguised as your baby’s new best mate.
From a bell-ringing rabbit to a squeaky chick, a jingly cat, and crinkly ears (yes, actual crinkle – cue the baby obsession), Antoine brings the full farmyard orchestra to the cot. He’s basically baby’s first band… but without the 4am sound checks.
Sized just right for little arms at 30cm tall and 17cm wide, he’s huggable, musical, and frankly, more emotionally available than most of our exes.
Whether it’s tummy time, pram rides, or emergency “please stop crying” moments, Antoine’s got your back (and your baby’s tiny hands).