Perfect Parenting? That's Cute.

That version lives on Pinterest—or in catalogues that somehow still end up in your mailbox.

Meanwhile in the real world…
You just called coffee ‘breakfast’, everyone’s falling apart, and you’re wondering how early is too early to leave.

This isn’t chaos. It’s the price of a life that's lived in, loved (like those favourite jeans that should really be 'sent to a better place')

Sneaky Music sells toys and instruments that meet you where you are - on the floor, in the car, under pressure, over it.
They don’t ask for a manual or a mood board. Just press play.

So no, we don’t promise peaceful moments or perfect outcomes.
We promise play. Real, ridiculous, worth-it play.

Perfect parenting?
She’s not the goal.
Keeping it moving is.

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We're Sneaky, and you know it

We don’t stock toys to fill the silence.
We stock tools to turn it into something better.

A drum isn’t just noise - it’s agency.


A microphone isn’t just fun - it’s confidence.

A tambourine in a toddler’s hand? That’s rhythm, coordination, expression. All wrapped in play.

Music isn’t a feature. It’s the point.


It teaches, it empowers, and yes - it entertains the hell out of them.

We care about that.

Because it works. It sticks. It gives them more than just something to do.

It gives them something they own.

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Loved by little explorers

Loved by little explorers

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Emily S.

A wonderful experience from start to finish. I had a few questions and the Customer Service was excellent. Once ordered the product was dispatched the same day. My daughter loves her Pat Bells, and they're a real hit with her friends (and their parents!). Highly Recommend!

Jess T.

A great range of high quality Musical Toys and Instruments. We ordered the Totli Box for our 14 month old and he loves it, we can see an improvement in his motor skills after just 1 week.

Amelia B.

We stumbled across Sneaky Music while searching for Christmas Gifts for our nieces. We ended up ordering them Animal Jingle Bell Sticks, and also the Pat Bell Shelf for our little ones. Great service and fast delivery!

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